The Illuminati/Conspiracy Theory Rant

People, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?! The Illuminati? Seriously? Blood sacrifices for fame? SERIOUSLY?!?!
Before I go any further, I want you to watch both parts of this ridiculous documentary (it's not very long; only 20 mins.):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H86lVVwaOM&feature=related

And tell me that you seriously believe in this CRAP!!! Did you catch the simple errors in arithmetic in the first few mins. of the video? Do you hear the outlandish claims?! Do you see the wrongness in logic in all of these parts?!

What boggles my mind about this whole "Illuminati" fiasco is that people seriously act so belligerent and pretentious of their (lack of) intelligence of the Illuminati, as if they're above everybody else who isn't "in the know". You people need to begin practicing ritualistic suicide or somethin' because I CANNOT conceive of how supposedly intelligent people can believe in something soooooo preposterous!

The thing that drives me crazy the most is that most of these conspiracy theories have NO FACTUAL PROOF TO SUPPORT THEM!!! Wait, so you're gonna take everything this guy says as truth, no matter what? Tell me what makes him credible. Did he work in the white house for 40 years and unleash secret documents suppressed by the CIA? Was he a part of a secret covert ops faction that spied on people for years? Did he hack the government mainframe to obtain hidden files that expose the most prominent in our society? No, he's just some nigga from the hood who can't speak English very well and can't do simple math (90 + 15 = 100? I don't think so!).

When did people begin just believing any and every dumbass thing they heard? You can't believe ME when I say something ridiculously factual and logical with credible sources cited, but you can believe Sarah Palin when she mentions death panels huh? I remember I used to be super into conspiracy theories - when I was 15. When Sept. 11th happened, I LOVED reading text/watching videos about conspiracy theories surrounding 9/11. The most prominent of them all was called "Loose Change" - a documentary made by 2 idiotic (at the time) college students whose sole purpose was proving that George W. Bush was behind it all. @ the time it came out, I loved it. I'll admit, I was tellin' errbody (yes, that spelling "error" was on purpose) about it and what I thought about it. Then, one day, I came across this e-booklet that TOTALLY DEBUNKED EVERYTHING in Loose Change. For instance, one part of Loose Change mentioned how the fires from the planes could not have burned hot enough to melt the steel structure in the buildings. While that may have been actually true, you gotta read between the lines when it comes to statements like that. The directors frame it as if there was an elaborate scheme where secret bombs planted all throughout the building were set to go off after the planes hit. However, when you read the booklet and watch the video of the towers fall, you'll find that while the fires might not have burned hot enough to MELT the steel, it was definitely hot enough to cause the steel structure to WEAKEN and BEND, leading to the collapse of the towers. PLUS, when you see a demolition occur in any building, you see lots of bright lights flashing from a building and hear multiple explosions, which WAS NOT the case in 9/11. Conspiracy theory DEBUNKED.

I'm beginning to believe that Conspiracy Theories = Religion. They have no fundamental support for their claims, the more you learn about them, the less viable they become (even @ the very core), and many, many people BLINDLY believe them without questioning or fact-checking their sources. I don't understand how, for instance, Christians can read one book (the bible), a book known for its many questionable ethical principles, factual/logical errors, and even questionable penmanship (did Moses write the entirety of the Pentateuch?) without reading extra-bliblical works by others (such as exegeses and such) who have done very in depth research about it and call themselves true Christians when they don't know ANYTHING about the history behind what they believe! Like, how can you read the same book over and over again and come to different conclusions or learn something totally new every time you read it? Think about it like this. I watched all of the Matrix movies. Part 1 is really straightforward, so it doesn't really take a lot to understand it. However, Parts 2 & 3 get really complex and abstract, so half of the time it's difficult to fully understand the symbolism and depth in dialogue. While you can watch the movies over and over again, you can only learn so much with limited knowledge. However, if you go out and READ what OTHER people have to say about them, even if their views might be in opposition of each other or even to yours, you might learn something new and provocative.

Also, most notably, for you people who claim to be "in the know" about Illuminati/other conspiracy theories, you probably haven't read this far because you don't like to read or find credible sources to back your claims, so imagine every of the worst obscenities being stated right here and hurled directly towards you and your mama for giving birth to idiots like you haha. I mean, you claim to be soooo "knowledgeable" about the Illuminati and all this other bullshit, well, then, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! Fight the power? Lead a revolt against the system? Mobilize the people to think and act? Stand up for your beliefs and convince others to do the same? Make a radical change to the system? Begin a coup d'etat against the government? No? You're not gonna do anything @ all? Oh, alright then, sit down and shut the hell up! You have contributed nothing vital to the conversation other than your stupid, outlandish theories with no credible sources to back your claims. Stay out of grown folks business and go play somewhere; I'm busy!